Working with men…
Man 1: Are we wearing blue or white Monday?
Man 2: I thought we were going with blue?
Man 1: Oh, I thought we were going white
Man 2: We can do white with a black tie.
Man 1: Wait. Don’t we have ties which match?
Man 2: We do! It’s the pink one.
Man 1: Don’t forget to shave.
Man 2: Will do! See you Monday!
I thought only women did the whole matchy-matchy thing but nope! I work with weirdos!