In today’s IT Team Meeting we learned…
Boss: “IRM is affecting a users email and…”
Genius: “Italy’s most famous lover died while having sex with a 23 year old.”
Me…cause Analyst: “How does one quantify who the most famous lover is in a country? Is there a measure?”
Corvette-Crazy: “I’m sure there’s a measure…”
Boss: “A measure of a man…wait, let’s not go that direction…”
Genius: “He was 63 and had 6000 lovers; starting when he was 17.”
Me: “That’s how many lovers a year?”
Corvette-Crazy: “He would have had to sex every three days….”
Me: “I don’t like enough people for that kind of interaction…”
Boss: “You know we really need to fix the IRM issue and look at Active Directory. Do we have that slated for tonight?”
And that, my friends, is why people never understand what IT people are talking about.
That’s why? Yay! I thought it was just a language I never learned…
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