Oh NO IT don’t!

Co-Worker explaining IT to another departments employee…

“IT people have it genetically programmed into their brain to say ‘NO!’ to any question.”

So, that’s why I always say no when someone offers me a donut. Here I thought it was just because I didn’t want one….

 

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

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Did I Give You Permission??

The statement of the day brought to you by Mr. Corvette-Crazy. Artistic drawing of Mr. Corvette-Crazy courtesy of Magnificent-Marge (she did give him more hair then he generally has – she’s always the optimist!).

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And no, he never did give her permission to draw him…but she is a bit of a rebel. 🙂

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

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The End is Near

And today’s statement from Corvette-Crazy while on the phone with Make-it-so-Mike….

“Your desktops weren’t ready. So I reverted. OH! And, your directions have a word wrong!

One word!

The desktops not being ready, and a reversion, eh, no big deal. But, one word wrong in the directions and the world ends!

endoftheworld

 

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

R3b3l

Statement of the Day

Working along. Writing a query. Headphones on and I hear….

“When you’re done, you have to pull the rubber off. Just grab it at the top. It’s easier to remove that way; and less messy.”

The person then gets up and quietly walks away.

Please tell me I am not the only one who is questioning the contents of the rest of the conversation?

I almost…almost….want to ask who they were talking to…almost!

 

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

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Brand Name vs. Generic

And today’s winning conversation….

Caller: “I have a question about my coverage.”

Receptionist: “Okay, let me get you over to customer service.”

Caller: “No, I only want to speak to a generic person.”

And Generic for the win! Brand Name is back on the benches. Maybe next round Brand Name will get its chance.

Makes you wonder….are you Brand Name, or Generic?

goofy

 

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

R3b3l

Commitment to Commenting

When you’re searching for a solution and find the best code comments…

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Although the funniest comments I’ve ran across stated:

/**

This code does something. Once I figure out what is it I’ll use it.

**/

To this day, no one knows what the code does….and no one touches it!

If you’re talking about my comments… You get statements like this:

/**

————Failed attempts to achieve random goals – moving on!————
**/

My commitment to commenting could have me committed…. but moving on!

 

Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k

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