Commitment to Commenting

When you’re searching for a solution and find the best code comments…

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Although the funniest comments I’ve ran across stated:

/**

This code does something. Once I figure out what is it I’ll use it.

**/

To this day, no one knows what the code does….and no one touches it!

If you’re talking about my comments… You get statements like this:

/**

————Failed attempts to achieve random goals – moving on!————
**/

My commitment to commenting could have me committed…. but moving on!

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Confirming the Confirmation is Confirmed

Sometimes, Wednesdays start off a little weird….

ME: Hey, the ExportCD job has been running for 11 hours. It should only take an hour and a half….

Genius-Developer-Guy: Yep, sounds like a problem. *Quickly walks out the door…*

Well…at least we’ve confirmed there’s a problem.

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Didn’t Really Do Anything…

Seriousness is not a job requirement…even from the captain of the ship….

From: Hot Wheels Aficionado
Sent: Tuesday, April 2, 2019 2:08 PM
To: Customer Wise One; Me
Cc: President Extraordinaire
Subject: RE: ASAP Deadline: Report Needed

Thanks. Let me know or just CC me when/if you send it to Stacie.

Thanks All (Well, not President Extraordinaire. He didn’t really do anything!)

Hot Wheels Aficionado
Marketing Manager | Phone/Fax | Toll Free

 

From: President Extraordinaire
Sent: Tuesday, April 2, 2019 2:34 PM
To: Hot Wheels Aficionado ; Customer Wise One; Me
Subject: RE: ASAP Deadline: Report Needed

Correct…..and it will remain that way.

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