Over heard in passing….
“Go hug a venomous spider, you Vitamin D-deficient circus clown!”
I have yet to decide if this is the best insult I have ever heard or a highly inventive way to tell someone to drop dead…. decisions, decisions 🙂
Work Christmas Parties can be nerve racking if you’re an introvert like most IT personnel. However, every so often such gatherings remind why we work here….
…and the winning White Elephant Prize goes to the Administrative Assistant Extraordinaire with the giving of the Maxi Pad Slippers….
Slip’on ya’ll! Slip’on!
Happy Holidays Everyone!
The Randomness of work email….
From: Administrative Assistant
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:10 PM
To: Everyone under the Sun
Subject: trunk open in bad wind
There is a Gray Honda in the parking lot whose trunk is a jar
Here I always thought a trunk was a trunk, and a jar was a jar. Now a trunk can be a jar? What’s next a tire can be a spare? 😉
Life is short, laugh at the little things!
Mysterious Cubicle Dweller: “Can I borrow your brains?”
Holder of the Brains: “Sure, but I’d better wash them first. They’re a little on the sticky side. Oh, do they need shoes?”
Shoes…because how else are brains supposed to get around?
When experiencing technical difficulties one must enter the server room quietly….
…for a server always works while being observed!