Statement of the Day

Over heard in passing….

“Go hug a venomous spider, you Vitamin D-deficient circus clown!” 

I have yet to decide if this is the best insult I have ever heard or a highly inventive way to tell someone to drop dead…. decisions, decisions 🙂




Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k



Observation from Under the Desk…

Work Christmas Parties can be nerve racking if you’re an introvert like most IT personnel. However, every so often such gatherings remind why we work here….

…and the winning White Elephant Prize goes to the Administrative Assistant Extraordinaire with the giving of the Maxi Pad Slippers….


Slip’on ya’ll! Slip’on!

Happy Holidays Everyone!



Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k


Email of the Day

The Randomness of work email….

From: Administrative Assistant
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:10 PM
To: Everyone under the Sun
Subject: trunk open in bad wind

There is a Gray Honda in the parking lot whose trunk is a jar

Here I always thought a trunk was a trunk, and a jar was a jar. Now a trunk can be a jar? What’s next a tire can be a spare? 😉

Life is short, laugh at the little things!


Yours Faithfully,
R3b3l G33k