Coffee, the nectar of the gods!
Don’t get me wrong. Tea is great. We even had a hot coca drinker within the ranks once. The majority of us though are coffee-aholics. We become functioning adults thanks to the deep, dark liquid.
Once you’re in the office and have booted up your computer. You head directly to the breakroom for coffee. Easy, right?
Enter the realm of the un-caffeinated Analysts. Trudging through the darkened halls of The Office, in search of the holy grail… Coffee! They loudly enter The Breakroom in expectation of finding coffee in abundance. Lo, and behold, though they find….
One coffee carafe with little more than a drop of coffee. A second carafe verging on whole half a cup. Six people stand around, waiting, for someone to make more coffee. Not one of the six capable of such a feat.
Loud grumbling rises from the mouths of The Analysts. Grumbling tinged with disbelief. Laziness has become an epidemic within the walls of The Office. The brave among The Analysts venture towards the coffee maker. Quickly they apprehend first one carafe, then another. Combining the contents of the two. Then, with daft agility, they begin brewing a new pot!
The masses are in awe…the coffee-aholics quiet…anticipation invades the air. Soon there shall be COFFEE!
Just don’t turn your back, or the lazy will steal the freshly made coffee…